FRAANSHIPS...

The time now is around 1 am in the morning. I am bored to the core. Insomnia has gripped me for the past few months. I have to keep myself occupied….somehow I have to maintain my sanity ….books, movies, music and pointless roaming are my usual routines….besides pursuing these past times, I still have a lot of time to kill…..what do I do to fill in the huge voids of time….??? ORKUT…..what else…the one stop place for all those people who are bored and have nothing else worthwhile to do in life….ORKUT….

ORKUT ---The “happening” place...the best place for casual time pass…I agree that it helps to keep in touch with current friends and dig out long lost friends….But…I think orkut has helped me in providing me with good entertainment besides aiding me in keeping in touch with my friends. I will tell you how….

Mainly I use Orkut to see other peoples scrap books…(I am not ashamed…. :D) You see my intent is not to pry or invade their privacy (It is a public forum anyways…but still.. ) but to see all the “FRAANSHIP” requests….YES….this has been one of my favorite time pass in recent times…and I suggest you to try it too. The “FRAANSHIP” requests get innovative every time and funnier…These people give a damn to the explicit note which in the most blunt way says that the girl is not interested in “FRAANSHIPS”, yet the SEEKERS pursue their goal of “FRAANSHIP” in the virtual world relentlessly.

My Favorite “FRAANSHIP” Requests….

Please note the different spellings for friendship ..Errr.. “FRAANSHIP” in all the unique requests.

#“hi dude ...I am looking for some good friend ship with few beautiful girls around...If u think that u r one....do scrap me...”

Note the grammar…!!! This fellow is smart…he is putting the onus on the girl to send the friendship request if she thinks that she is beautiful…as if he is the desi version of Brad Pitt doing a favor for this poor girl by adding her…sheesh….what a loser…

#“hi howz u what do u do ,r u interested in frdship ,ya a stranger but even ur frds were strangers once ,just a decent frdship yaar ,hope u wil not mind”

Slick…good try….Sorry boss…..Your logic sucks big time…!!

#“hey...came across u in the common iyer community...msg pannalam nu thonichu...wassup..”

This type of “FRAANSHIP” requesters do an extensive research on the girl’s communities and find out about her interests and dislikes and “attack” on that.

#“hey wassup?? urs n my bday lies in same mnth...hehe;)...u ve got cute smile....neways m karan..n m frm jalandhar bt nowadays m in chenna as m in merchant navy....n m doin ma theoretical trainin hre...m sorry if i bothered u bt jus liked ur pro so repleid...i hope u wont mind”

GAWD…!!! DESPO NO 1…!!! Who the fuck cares about the birthday in the same month..!! as far as I know about a million people have their birthday on the same day…!!! This fellow thinks he is some unique snow flake and having special privilege to be her friend because they were born on the same month..!! And he ends with a slight note of “I am sorry I am usually a nice guy but now a full time despo out to seek out unsolicited fraanships“

#hey XXXX..........wanna chat with an army guy????

DUDE..!!! You should be a guarding our borders..!!! Not flirting around like this….GAWD..Orkut is a potential danger to the safety of the country…!!!

#hiiiiii add me please

When he faces rejection for a loooong time..The FRAANSHIP seeker resorts to begging…

#...YoU LuK SeXi In ThE Dp...I KnOw U WoNt RePlY To ThIs ScRaP BuT StIlL HaD To CoMpLiMeNt YoU ^_^...Tc

Slick try nah?? Working on the psyche to get a FRAANSHIP….!! He knows it won’t happen but still tries his luck...Relentless devotion to get FRAANSHIP….LMAO

#“hiiiii , i'm shajan. hmmmm, i think u r having some space in ur heart 4 a new frnd, being a shyful guy i'm asking can we be frnds????????”

A funny one..!!! this guy thinks he is a poet ..”Some space in heart” for a unknown online line profile which may in all possibilities be a rapist in a fake profile…gawd..LMAO……

The best part is he says he is a shy fella….but is still bold enough to send a FRAANSHIP request to a unknown girl…ROTFWL…

#hello........
who r u?

Clever jackass…..Scraps as if the girl has scrapped him first…builds up a conversation…and gets his FRAANSHIP eventually….

#Hi...i m not sure if the frst thing ppl wud notice bout u wun b ur glasses...i thin that subtle smile can take a person down hook,line and sinker.

but the frst thin i noticed bout ur profile is..its too simple .. may b the simple profile wud ward off potential frnds..but then...i think its attarctive in its own way.. chao!

BLAH BLAH BLAH……potential friends???!!! And what is CHAO???!!!

#hai i am joseph mario and this is my contact number if any one is intrested in joining my friends list can just send me sms or just a call i will be help full in all the ways ok

After years of FRAANSHIP requesting…..the SEEKERS get a bit arrogant of their success with gullible females and send out stuff like this..!! I was taken aback when I saw this scrap..GAWD…

#HEYY DEAR COOL AND VIEW MY PROFILE AND ADD ME IF U LIKE IT BUT BE FRANK

Errr…..what?? come again??? Do u speak E-N-G-L-I-S-H????

Well I guess you guys had fun reading the FRAANSHIP request…if you have seen any innovative requests do tell me about them.

I thank the girls in my friends list for providing me a new kind of entertainment and the content for this blog…

And to all the FRAANSHIP SEEKERS….continue guys…!!! ROCK ON…I LOVE YOU ALL….for the sheer entertainment you provide.