nuuu picha..nuu sytz...nuuu....What the $#%

After the installation of wi fi in my apartment, i cm 2 ve 2 mch o tym ta kll.. awww fuck i cannot do this to myself.... I was checking out FB and saw a comment on my friends photo...

Details below...

nuu cut...nuu cut...pweettiieeee picha..

I did not understand even a word - if you can call it a word, of it. Can you? (if you can you are truly a born linguist) I initially thought this was some cryptic code used between the girls,but how wrong i was.

Phew, the amount of abbrv. that is being used these days are mind boggling. Not that i am against it or i am "old fashioned" (as one of my friend addressed me), but i feel down the line we will need dictionaries to "expand" the words and people will forget how the word is actually pronounced and spelt!!!!

One used to find a lot of people trying to mimic Americans, now that era has long gone by, a nu(new) generation has come out trying to imitate the gangster slang there..sheesh..."nuf s nuf"

A extent of abbrv is accepted as its understandable and is for convenience. But this degree of abbrv is actually complicating the sentence rather than make it simple.I know its considered to be "cool" , "rad" and "slick"......but its just so bloody fake. Get real. Grow up.


and btw...

it actually means...


"New cut, new cut..pretty picture "


Kudos to those who got it right.....

My [S]Crap will go on.

The following 'song'/poem was featured in a scrap book requesting for 'Fraanship' and it was dubbed as the Orkut Song.. :O . A small indication of how desperate and innovative these people have become......

Every Time in My Orkut
I See You. I Scrap You.
That is how I know You go on.
Far Across the Scrap Book
And Testimonials Between us
You have come to Show Yourself "Single".
Near, Far, wherever You are
I believe that the Friends list does go on
Once More You logged on
And You're Here in My Scrap Book
And My Scrap Book will go on and on
Testimonials can Touch Us One Time
And Last for Sometime
And Never let go till we're Friends
Love was when I saw Your Friends list
There is Some Amazing Profile that will not
go away
One true time I Hold to
In My Life I'll Surely View Her/His Profile
You're Here, There's so Much to Fear,
And I Know That My Friend will Know I checked her/him out
We'll Stay Forever this way
You are Safe in My Friends List
And My Friends list will goes on and on



Why??? Why??? why this irresistible craving to have random slapdash friends of the opposite sex is beyond the realm of my imagination.

Whatever may be the reason...they are helping me to have a good laugh and provide some respite from boredom....sheesh.......

Another one....sheesh....

hai #####!!

u really got a cute profile (also means small)..

just going through ma frnds profile.. saw urs.. i dont like 2 lie.. i know ppl hate lies.. i wanna be ur frnd.. i know iam sort of new/stranger.. u know its really rare to see gud ppl (Lyke u n me).. i hope u can get more info about me in ma blogs and ma communities.. plz feel free to access da same.. and ur comments give me moral boost.. as i have a blog without no comments.. i really disappointed with dat. thx for hearing to ma big scrap sort of thing.. take care... :)


What a piece of bullshit....

"u reaaly got a cute profile" :O???? what the fuck is he talking about??? "also means small" --Seriously again..!! what is he talkin about??? :O

"going thru my frnds profile...saw urs" HUH??? How can she be in his friends list?? Is this some kind of "new" game in ORKUT where you send to people in your friends list stuff like this????

i know ppl hate lies.. i wanna be ur frnd.. i know iam sort of new/stranger.. u know its really rare to see gud ppl (Lyke u n me)


WHOA...Is he trying to stress on the fact that he is not lying that he wants " a decent fraanship"? If so ...he is a bad liar...wait wait...rewind..why did he have to bring in about lying??? beats me......

LYKE??? what the fuck is that??? Learn ENGLISH idiot...go back to second standard.I have had enough of this "HEP" way of spelling out words that are easier in the original form....
And if you notice he thinks he is subtly conveying the intention that he is a "good" guy...!!!!
WAH..!!! ingenuity...!!! brilliance....hats off people...lets put our hands together for our winner this week..!!

On what basis he is a winner..??? Well..i find that towards the end he gets really good...he starts to beg...plead for "moral boost"...he wants people to comment on his blog...Well its not a blog as such but a major DOCUMENTATION on HIS interests...He is this week's winner for the best FRAANSHIP SEEKER....for his sheer courage...!!

FRAANSHIPS...

The time now is around 1 am in the morning. I am bored to the core. Insomnia has gripped me for the past few months. I have to keep myself occupied….somehow I have to maintain my sanity ….books, movies, music and pointless roaming are my usual routines….besides pursuing these past times, I still have a lot of time to kill…..what do I do to fill in the huge voids of time….??? ORKUT…..what else…the one stop place for all those people who are bored and have nothing else worthwhile to do in life….ORKUT….

ORKUT ---The “happening” place...the best place for casual time pass…I agree that it helps to keep in touch with current friends and dig out long lost friends….But…I think orkut has helped me in providing me with good entertainment besides aiding me in keeping in touch with my friends. I will tell you how….

Mainly I use Orkut to see other peoples scrap books…(I am not ashamed…. :D) You see my intent is not to pry or invade their privacy (It is a public forum anyways…but still.. ) but to see all the “FRAANSHIP” requests….YES….this has been one of my favorite time pass in recent times…and I suggest you to try it too. The “FRAANSHIP” requests get innovative every time and funnier…These people give a damn to the explicit note which in the most blunt way says that the girl is not interested in “FRAANSHIPS”, yet the SEEKERS pursue their goal of “FRAANSHIP” in the virtual world relentlessly.

My Favorite “FRAANSHIP” Requests….

Please note the different spellings for friendship ..Errr.. “FRAANSHIP” in all the unique requests.

#“hi dude ...I am looking for some good friend ship with few beautiful girls around...If u think that u r one....do scrap me...”

Note the grammar…!!! This fellow is smart…he is putting the onus on the girl to send the friendship request if she thinks that she is beautiful…as if he is the desi version of Brad Pitt doing a favor for this poor girl by adding her…sheesh….what a loser…

#“hi howz u what do u do ,r u interested in frdship ,ya a stranger but even ur frds were strangers once ,just a decent frdship yaar ,hope u wil not mind”

Slick…good try….Sorry boss…..Your logic sucks big time…!!

#“hey...came across u in the common iyer community...msg pannalam nu thonichu...wassup..”

This type of “FRAANSHIP” requesters do an extensive research on the girl’s communities and find out about her interests and dislikes and “attack” on that.

#“hey wassup?? urs n my bday lies in same mnth...hehe;)...u ve got cute smile....neways m karan..n m frm jalandhar bt nowadays m in chenna as m in merchant navy....n m doin ma theoretical trainin hre...m sorry if i bothered u bt jus liked ur pro so repleid...i hope u wont mind”

GAWD…!!! DESPO NO 1…!!! Who the fuck cares about the birthday in the same month..!! as far as I know about a million people have their birthday on the same day…!!! This fellow thinks he is some unique snow flake and having special privilege to be her friend because they were born on the same month..!! And he ends with a slight note of “I am sorry I am usually a nice guy but now a full time despo out to seek out unsolicited fraanships“

#hey XXXX..........wanna chat with an army guy????

DUDE..!!! You should be a guarding our borders..!!! Not flirting around like this….GAWD..Orkut is a potential danger to the safety of the country…!!!

#hiiiiii add me please

When he faces rejection for a loooong time..The FRAANSHIP seeker resorts to begging…

#...YoU LuK SeXi In ThE Dp...I KnOw U WoNt RePlY To ThIs ScRaP BuT StIlL HaD To CoMpLiMeNt YoU ^_^...Tc

Slick try nah?? Working on the psyche to get a FRAANSHIP….!! He knows it won’t happen but still tries his luck...Relentless devotion to get FRAANSHIP….LMAO

#“hiiiii , i'm shajan. hmmmm, i think u r having some space in ur heart 4 a new frnd, being a shyful guy i'm asking can we be frnds????????”

A funny one..!!! this guy thinks he is a poet ..”Some space in heart” for a unknown online line profile which may in all possibilities be a rapist in a fake profile…gawd..LMAO……

The best part is he says he is a shy fella….but is still bold enough to send a FRAANSHIP request to a unknown girl…ROTFWL…

#hello........
who r u?

Clever jackass…..Scraps as if the girl has scrapped him first…builds up a conversation…and gets his FRAANSHIP eventually….

#Hi...i m not sure if the frst thing ppl wud notice bout u wun b ur glasses...i thin that subtle smile can take a person down hook,line and sinker.

but the frst thin i noticed bout ur profile is..its too simple .. may b the simple profile wud ward off potential frnds..but then...i think its attarctive in its own way.. chao!

BLAH BLAH BLAH……potential friends???!!! And what is CHAO???!!!

#hai i am joseph mario and this is my contact number if any one is intrested in joining my friends list can just send me sms or just a call i will be help full in all the ways ok

After years of FRAANSHIP requesting…..the SEEKERS get a bit arrogant of their success with gullible females and send out stuff like this..!! I was taken aback when I saw this scrap..GAWD…

#HEYY DEAR COOL AND VIEW MY PROFILE AND ADD ME IF U LIKE IT BUT BE FRANK

Errr…..what?? come again??? Do u speak E-N-G-L-I-S-H????

Well I guess you guys had fun reading the FRAANSHIP request…if you have seen any innovative requests do tell me about them.

I thank the girls in my friends list for providing me a new kind of entertainment and the content for this blog…

And to all the FRAANSHIP SEEKERS….continue guys…!!! ROCK ON…I LOVE YOU ALL….for the sheer entertainment you provide.

Man's Greatest Invention...

What is man's greatest invention?? Some would say "the wheel" some would say " the computer"... As an average human being i would say it would be the CIGARETTE..It gives me absolute pleasure at a minimum investment and i can do it alone,that is the best part about cigarettes....they are the best when you are alone.Enjoying one's solace with a pack is the best.

Early days people used to chew tobacco..what made man roll it up in a paper and put a cotton filter in one end and smoke it?? That is what i call as " the moment of brilliance".I do not know who came up with such a idea...But dude...hats off...great work..

People always bullshit about the ill effects of smoking....but hey...I'd rather smoke my way out rather than somebody else do it for me...

Coming to the picture....a comic strip i found on the net..forgot the name..but makes awesome fuckin sense.There are a whole bunch of weird smokers I've come across.


TYPES OF WEIRD SMOKERS


1. "my lips might burn if i hold it for too long " :: These people are basically fakers,pussies,..they smoke...tch tch..I'd rather say they HOLD a cigarette just to look "cool" and are fundamentally retarded.The cigarette is never smoked,sadly...they are burnt...

2. "Suckers" :: These people are the worst,they have a weird affinity to the filter in the cigarette and their tongues are all over the filter making it soggy with their saliva.They never have to stub their cigarettes,by the time the fire comes to the filter it is naturally extinguished by the dripping saliva.

STATUTORY WARNING::: Never take a Drag from a "Sucker".You might as well go without it.

3. "I eat Smoke" :: Another typical example of a wannabe...These people are slightly different from TYPE 1...they take a quite a long drag that u will be surprised by their lung power.....after the drag,You can actually see them swallow it..!! and bring some of the smoke out...Using their stomach to smoke..!!.these set of people will be the first cases in the word to die of stomach cancer due to smoking.No clue what they get from that...Prolly they are friggin hungry to do that...but....my question is why waste a cigarette if you are hungry..??


4. "Uhhuh....Where did it go?? " :: The funniest of them all..My favorite time pass is to look out for guys like this and spend my time seeing their antics....See...i have never been able to figure out how these guys do it...they light up a cigarette....take a drag...or atleast i think they take a drag...and den blow out AIR..!!! No smoke...nothing...jus air..and they will seem pretty happy about t....having a face that will almost reflect that they enjoy doing this stupid stunt...




If you know any other types..pls do lemme know...i ve to find out why they do it.?? One can find out "Why the chicken crossed the road" but this will remain a unsolvable mystery.....


and for all those non-smokers...

read in tamil....

" agni enbathu gyanathin adayalam....buthi saali than pugai vida mudiyum "

----- a dialog from Katrathu Tamil (Tamil M.A)

rough translation::: fire is the identity of wisdom...so only a wise man can smoke...