Man's Greatest Invention...

What is man's greatest invention?? Some would say "the wheel" some would say " the computer"... As an average human being i would say it would be the CIGARETTE..It gives me absolute pleasure at a minimum investment and i can do it alone,that is the best part about cigarettes....they are the best when you are alone.Enjoying one's solace with a pack is the best.

Early days people used to chew tobacco..what made man roll it up in a paper and put a cotton filter in one end and smoke it?? That is what i call as " the moment of brilliance".I do not know who came up with such a idea...But dude...hats off...great work..

People always bullshit about the ill effects of smoking....but hey...I'd rather smoke my way out rather than somebody else do it for me...

Coming to the picture....a comic strip i found on the net..forgot the name..but makes awesome fuckin sense.There are a whole bunch of weird smokers I've come across.


TYPES OF WEIRD SMOKERS


1. "my lips might burn if i hold it for too long " :: These people are basically fakers,pussies,..they smoke...tch tch..I'd rather say they HOLD a cigarette just to look "cool" and are fundamentally retarded.The cigarette is never smoked,sadly...they are burnt...

2. "Suckers" :: These people are the worst,they have a weird affinity to the filter in the cigarette and their tongues are all over the filter making it soggy with their saliva.They never have to stub their cigarettes,by the time the fire comes to the filter it is naturally extinguished by the dripping saliva.

STATUTORY WARNING::: Never take a Drag from a "Sucker".You might as well go without it.

3. "I eat Smoke" :: Another typical example of a wannabe...These people are slightly different from TYPE 1...they take a quite a long drag that u will be surprised by their lung power.....after the drag,You can actually see them swallow it..!! and bring some of the smoke out...Using their stomach to smoke..!!.these set of people will be the first cases in the word to die of stomach cancer due to smoking.No clue what they get from that...Prolly they are friggin hungry to do that...but....my question is why waste a cigarette if you are hungry..??


4. "Uhhuh....Where did it go?? " :: The funniest of them all..My favorite time pass is to look out for guys like this and spend my time seeing their antics....See...i have never been able to figure out how these guys do it...they light up a cigarette....take a drag...or atleast i think they take a drag...and den blow out AIR..!!! No smoke...nothing...jus air..and they will seem pretty happy about t....having a face that will almost reflect that they enjoy doing this stupid stunt...




If you know any other types..pls do lemme know...i ve to find out why they do it.?? One can find out "Why the chicken crossed the road" but this will remain a unsolvable mystery.....


and for all those non-smokers...

read in tamil....

" agni enbathu gyanathin adayalam....buthi saali than pugai vida mudiyum "

----- a dialog from Katrathu Tamil (Tamil M.A)

rough translation::: fire is the identity of wisdom...so only a wise man can smoke...