The Triumph of Bullshit....

u see...currently i am so bored that i have decided to do somethin that is useful and gives me a chance to kill time .....so i ve started with this bullshit..ahhhh...the second most used word after de F word...wanna kno de orgin...t was coined up by on of the most famous poets in our era...T.S Elliot...

and this is the poem which started t all...


Ladies, on whom my attentions have waited
If you consider my merits are small
Etiolated, alembicated,
Orotund, tasteless, fantastical,
Monotonous, crotchety, constipated,
Impotent galamatias
Affected, possibly imitated,
For Christ's sake stick it up your ass

Ladies, who find my intentions ridiculous
Awkward insipid and horribly gauche
Pompous, pretentious, ineptly meticulous
Dull as the heart of an unbaked brioche
Floundering versicles feebly versiculous
Often attenuate, frequently crass
Attempts at emotions that turn isiculous,
For Christ's sake stick it up your ass.

Ladies who think me unduly vociferous
Amiable cabotin making a noise
That people may cry out "this stuff is too stiff for us" -
Ingenuous child with a box of new toys
Toy lions carnivorous, cannons fumiferous
Engines vaporous - all this will pass;
Quite innocent - "he only wants to make shiver us."
For Christ's sake stick it up your ass.

And when thyself with silver foot shalt pass
Among the Theories scattered on the grass
Take up my good intentions with the rest
And then for Christ's sake stick them up your ass.

cool right....i wonder how t will sound if Cobain tunes to these lyrics... :D

well thats bout t fer de first post.....u got to kno a lotta bullshit....useful right????