Tonight's gonna be a good night....

Over the few years i had developed this peculiar habit of keenly observing people around me and let me confess its a damn good past time. I end up observing their peculiar habits, accent errm basically something like a character study...

So yours truly was in a night club yesterday and what better place to observe what people actually do in a night club... with a few rounds in I was in a best position to see what happens around..

fact 1: no one can dance. night club dancing involves random shaking of the arms and legs.Its a myth that people "dance" in a night club.

fact 2:Standard step. Always 1 arm is raised up and the other above your waist line ,below the chest and move to the beat. This is called going into the groove.

Me and my friend AT had perfected this in our high school.

fact 3: Every one wants to score or at least get a "piece" of the action before the night is over.

fact 4: Number of people waiting in the loo is equivalent to those on the dance floor. This is called natural crowd control.

fact 5: If in doubt of your steps- copy the dude who has the most girls around him. Noticed a majority of the stags do this. At one point it was like a sync and all were doing the same thing.

fact 6: Desi's stand totally out. They will not follow fact 2 and be just doing the Desi Head bob or a bhangra (if north Indian) or a dappan kutthu (if from south India)

note: We are smart, after a point we learn Fact 5 and we are one with the world.

fact 7: personal experience: Never dance if you are conscious of your movements, It will be a harrowing experience to recollect. I ended up laughing all the way back home... :)

note: One needs to be drunk to dance without the conscience pricking in a club.

fact 8: One is bound to hate at least 40% of the songs played. this will really show as the demeanour of the person will visibly change....But come on tonight's gonna be good night :)

fact 9: You are bound to see head banging to trance music.

fact 10: You are bound to see a group who take more pics than they dance....

fact 11:The party peaks at 2AM- all are drunk.

Observed a lot more.... but i was too drunk to remember now......

Having said that clubbing rocks and i had a great night out.....